What MIA Teacher Are You?

Jayden Ragan, Staff Writer

October 11, 2025

Which MIA Teacher Are You?

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Question 1/10

Who is your favorite music artist / What is your favorite genre?

Hits that no one wants to hear.

Something good on the ears.

Rock (it only gets turned down to yell at someone).

Lots and lots of Taylor Swift and throwbacks.

Anything that fits the current vibe.

Something with kiss.

Shakira (obviously).

I only listen to artists that play at Walmart.

Anything that's free on Youtube.

I only listen to people who peaked in 2010 and never recovered.

Whoever makes elevator music. They never miss.

I’m really into ‘whatever TikTok is forcing me to hear on repeat.

Songs I can scream in the car and scare pedestrians with.

I only like artists whose names sound like auto-correct mistakes.

Whoever made the Minecraft soundtrack.

Whatever's cheapest on iTunes.

I only listen to bands that broke up before I was born.

Sad songs that I pretend don't apply to me.

Whoever made the old Nokia ringtone.

I like music that makes me feel like the main character...even if I'm just microwaving pizza.

Songs I don't know the words to but mumble confidently.

Question 2/10

What is your favorite move?

The Grinch.

The Art Show.

The Shawshank Redemption.

Guitarman.

The Hunger Games.

The one I slept through but still tell people I loved.

Cars because Lightning McQueen is my life coach.

The Fast & Furious series. Basically just family and free car ads.

The one with popcorn.

Twilight, peak comedy.

High School Music because we're all in this together!

Titanic. It's a love story...until it isn't.

Whichever one Netflix auto-plays when I can't decide.

Toy Story because my toys definitely plotted against me as a kid.

Home Alone. It taught me how to booby trap my house against my siblings.

The Lion King because I like to cry at animated animals.

Finding Nemo because I too, get lost easily

Shrek, cinematic perfection, no notes.

Frozen. Not because of the story, but because I want to live in sweatpants forever.

Jaws (I enjoy being afraid of the ocean for no reason).

A Beautiful Mind.

Question 3/10

What is your dream car?

One that starts in the morning.

A Jeep with no doors.

Dream car? Anything with free insurance… and free repairs… and free everything.

A tank (traffic won't be an issue).

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

A Mercedes CLA.

One that doesn't need gas or oil changes.

The Batmobile because traffic won't stop me if I can fly over it.

A gold cart with Wi-FI.

The Mystery Machine.

A Tesla...if it also printed money.

A self-driving Uber.

Barbie's pink convertible.

A bicycle.

Any car that magically parallel parks itself.

The Scooby-Doo van.

The one that picks me up when I call it.

The DeLorean from Back to the Future.

Whatever has heated seats.

A limo.

One with hydraulics.

Question 4/10

What is your favorite fast food?

Taco Bell because they just brought back the Chili Cheese Burrito.

I love all food.

I don't eat that stuff.

Chick-fil-A.

I prefer restaurants.

Chipotle.

The one that's still open at 2 A.M.

McDonald's. I'm just here for the fries and the broken ice cream machine.

KFC.

Pizza Hut because waiting for delivery is still fast, I think.

Domino's. I trust a company that apologizes with free pizza.

Burger King because I like my burgers sad and customizable.

Subway, basically a salad with bread, right?

Gas station snacks count, right?

Leftovers from the passenger seat.

Starbucks because caffeine is basically food.

Whatever has the shortest line.

Arby's. Just kidding, nobody's favorite is Arby's.

In-N-Out. Animal style = therapy session.

Popeyes, spicy chicken with a side of regret.

I prefer Chili's.

Question 5/10

What is your spirit animal?

A sloth, naps > everything.

A parrot.

A dolphin.

A Golden Retriever.

Ninja Turtles.

The Grim Reaper.

A chicken nugget.

A goldfish.

The turtle from Finding Nemo—‘Duuuude.

The lazy dog in memes that just lays on its back like it gave up.

That one chicken running around without its head.

That frog sipping tea in the Kermit meme.

The Shrek donkey—too loud, but still lovable.

That goat that faints when it gets scared.

The lizard from Geico.

A cow that sits like a dog.

That one seagull screaming at 6 A.M. for literally no reason.

A penguin sliding on ice.

A snail.

That weird fish that looks like it's frowning all the time.

That TikTok owl.

Question 6/10

What is your favorite dessert?

Sweet Annie's ice cream.

Warm chocolate chip cookies.

Milkshakes.

Donuts (proof that happiness is round).

All the dessert in the world.

A banana split.

Anything I don't have to share.

The free samples at Costco.

Whipped cream.

The last slice of cake nobody else noticed.

Leftover Halloween candy I find in June.

Anything that doesn't show how many calories it has.

The cookie dough I was supposed to bake.

Cheesecake.

Pie...but only the crust.

Cinnamon rolls the size of my head.

Whatever dessert my friend ordered so I can steal a bite.

That one Oreo I told myself would be the last… 20 Oreos ago.

The ice cream sandwich that glued itself to the freezer.

The sprinkles I eat before they even hit the cupcake.

Literally anything dipped in Nutella, even spoons.

Question 7/10

What is your go to date night?

Making the waiter regret asking "Separate checks?"

No romantic dinner, we're splitting Taco Bell in the car.

DiJulio’s Italian Restaurant (with Swope).

I like a hard rock and roll concert (in my house so I don’t have to go out).

An evening away at a resort.

Ordering appetizers and desserts.

Dollar Menu fine dining.

Going to Costco and calling the free samples appetizers.

Buffet night.

Taco Bell Drive-Thru at 2 A.M., peak romance.

Cooking together...aka arguing about how to boil pasta.

Cooking ramen and calling it gourmet.

Scrolling through TikTok side by side in complete silence.

Playing Mario Kart until someone cries.

Roller skating.

Going to IKEA and pretending we're married.

Picnic in the living room because there's bugs outside.

Screaming karaoke duets horribly off key.

Haunted house so I can scream louder than my date.

Pretending we're food critics at McDonald's.

Escape room...but I'd leave them behind.

Question 8/10

What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?

Call everything Switzerland.

Karaoke.

Yell.

Give everyone a lower grade than a C on a test.

Watch sports.

Paint or take pictures.

Add things to my cart that I'll never buy.

Mentally prepare for things I'll never actually do.

Scrolling on Netflix for an hour just to end up rewatching the same show.

Pretending to clean, but really just moving stuff around.

Start new hobbies just to abandon them in three days.

Nap so hard that I wake up in a different year.

Overthink texts I already sent.

Google symptoms until I'm convinced I'm dying.

Shop online, add to cart, then close the app feeling like I saved money.

Practice conversations I'll never have.

Sit on the couch thinking about how tired I am from sitting on the couch.

Rewrite my to-do list instead of actually doing anything.

Eat snacks that are meant for later.

Look at memes about being lazy while being lazy.

Daydream about vacations I can't afford.

Question 9/10

What is your favorite flower?

Whatever flower is black.

Any that are edible.

All of them!

Calla Lily.

The plastic one.

Rose.

Cauliflower, that counts right?

The fake ones...they don't die when I forget to water them.

The ones at the grocery store checkout, romance for $5.99.

Whatever flower my neighbor has planted.

The dandelion I used to give my mom and call it a bouquet.

Whatever flower keeps bees away from me.

Venus flytrap.

Whichever flower comes on a cupcake,

Sunflowers because they're basically the giraffes of plants.

Flour...like the one in pancakes.

The flower emojis on my phone.

The flower printed on a cereal box.

Spray-painted Dollar Tree roses.

The flowers in Minecraft, OG romance.

The floral print on my bed sheets.

Question 10/10

Lastly, what is your favorite animal?

Dog, specifically Ryder.

Goats, screaming is a lifestyle.

Dog, but specifically Princess.

Chicken nuggets, the most noble creatures.

The one on the menu at Chick-fil-A.

A rotisserie chicken.

A pepperoni penguin if it existed (I'd adopt 10).

The Hot Cheeto cheetah.

The turkey leg at a Renaissance Fair.

A pizza rat from New York.

A cupcake bunny.

A doge.

That screaming goat from TikTok.

A grumpy cat.

A duck that quacks like a human.

A sneezing panda.

Clifford, giant red chaos dog.

The neighbor's dog that likes me more than them.

The IKEA monkey in a tiny coat.

The stuffed animal that I forgot I had.

That one fly that won't leave my food alone.

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