The floss
The only people that do the floss are middle school boys. It looks really cringy and doesn’t even go with the beat of any song. People who do the floss just look weird most of the time.
The robot
The robot doesn’t match up with any music that isn’t from the 1980’s. People who do the robot usually look out of place and strange on the dance floor. It’s great if you are dressed as a robot for Halloween or some other costume event but it has no other uses.
The Fighter
When the song “Kung Fu Fighting” comes on lots of people take it as a sign to bust out their martial arts move from a class they took in middle school. People who do this usually can’t dance because the people who can are doing normal dance moves.
The Carlton
It looks really strange and is pretty outdated. If you aren’t careful while doing this move you will smack the people around you with your swinging arms. All this dance really does is annoy anyone around you who is trying to do their own thing and enjoy themselves.
The body roll
There is only a small amount of people that can actually pull this move off. It also takes an incredible amount of abdominal strength to pull off properly. There are very few songs this movie works with and the more times you do it the weirder and weirder it looks.
The car dealership balloon
I have no idea why anyone would think acting like a car dealership balloon would make a good dance move but they were wrong. It might be fun for a moment but people will quickly get bored and you will quickly start to feel dizzy and disoriented.
The arm dancer
It may look cool if you can do it right but if no one else is doing it then it looks out of place and there aren’t any songs that work with the move. This is another one where you can hit the people around you if you aren’t careful and it takes up a lot of space making it not a good move for parties with lots of people in one area.
The two-step
All this dance is stepping from side to side in beat. While it may be easy it doesn’t look great. It’s not particularly impressive but can be fun if you find people willing to do it will you. Even then it’s really boring and gets old for most people really quickly.
The sprinkler
This move just looks weird. Maybe there was a time when it was popular but now isn’t that time. If you aren’t paying attention you could end up hitting someone in the face. This is not a move you should use at any type of dance unless it’s outside and there aren’t a lot of people around and even then you will still look strange.
The bounce
This dance just looks dumb and takes up a lot of space. It’s not worth the risk of bumping into everyone in your nearby vicinity. It doesn’t look cool just like you can’t dance. Jumping can be ok and often happens at parties but this move is just dangerous especially if there are lots of people around you.
